Thursday, May 20, 2010

WORLDS WORST LEOTARD CONTEST (2.0) HEAT 2!


Silver Strumpet

This leo reminds me of that saying, "What if your knight in shining armor turns out to be just a #$%@head in tin foil?"


Velvet?  Velour? 
Whatever. Just make it stop, okay?



Quarter Sleeves?
Not even the Ukrainians were daft enough to don these and at least its their national colours!



Snake Eyes
Okay, I hope you guys can tell- because this was the best shot i could get- that the sleeves are snake print, and yes indeedy, that is in fact a snake crawling across her non-existent bosom- the significance of which I dare not guess!



Repeat Offender!
How can Diacci have such nice hair (bangs are great on her) and such infernal taste in leotards?





Splashtastic

At least Zammo likes it!

5 comments:

  1. I like the first one. I think it's elegant. Defenitely I like this one better than any kind of pinky/violet girly leos. Everybody is saying that women's artistic gymnastics is not women's anymore. And I think that when "adult" female gymnasts with their absence of bosom and womanly figure are wearing a silly pinky leos is really hard to imagine that gymnastics is actully women's, not girl's.

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  2. I like the first one. I think it is elegant. I defenitely like this one better than any kind of pinky/violet girly leos. Everybody is saying that women's artistic gymnastics is not women's anymore. And I think that when "adult" gymnasts with their absence of bosom and womanly figure are wearing silly pinky leos it is hard to imagine that gymnastics is actually women's, not girl's.

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  3. Actually, I kind of like the "silver strumpet" one. The others, though, are truly dire.

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  4. Monmouth Academy in NJ has them all beat. If this link below doesn't work just google them and either Courtney Horstman or Laurie Hernandez to see the leo in question.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gymnastconnection.com/images/MonmouthGymnastics_LaurenHfloor.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gymnastconnection.com/MonmouthGymnastics/index.asp%3Fview%3DPictures%26gallery%3DMonmouthGymnastics_Gen&usg=__c4L7ucxnymXozwmDlB7mL9u6LlU=&h=400&w=600&sz=34&hl=en&start=3&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=BzILm213eGsYtM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlaurie%2Bhernandez%2Bmonmouth%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26tbs%3Disch:1

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  5. Who is the gymnast in "snake eyes" leaotard anyway?

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