Friday, October 2, 2009

SOME FLOOR NOTES BEFORE WORLDS......

Hey WOGA choreographers! I really like Rebecca Bross.....



but watching her do floor hurts.  It really hurts.


Also, Team China, I adore Deng Linlin......



(or HERE)
but seriously, someone has choreographed her a fairly winsome little routine.... the least she could do is sell it with a smile......

Perhaps she needs to spend some time with the manic elf, who can explain to her that some routines- especially those cutesy little ones- need a smile to make the sell...






Someone also needs to tell Zoi Lima that it simply is not okay to break into the Macarena in the middle of your rather lyrical, rather lovely floor routine...
(HERE)






Someone should tell Serena Licchetta that although her floor routine kinda rocks in an air-guitar/cutesy way, she might want to really reconsider her outfit....
(HERE)




And I love Bridget Sloan, but she needs to understand that while it was very enterprising of her to design her own floor ex, there will be no extra credit for the assignment and that she might want to consider letting someone more qualified take over.





And Anamaria, Ksenia, Valentyna please learn from your mistakes and those of your elders and save your breathe for the last pass would you?!





And ladies, remember, no crossed feet!  Its the body that twists, not the legs!  And that includes you Myzdrikova!  A glorious tuck position does not maketh up for crossed ankles in the next run...




And last but not least, wherever you are, whatever the event... POINT YOUR TOES!!!!!






*****

1 comment:

  1. In defence of Bridget, her routine might not be fab but it is an awful lot better than what Shawn choreographed for herself!

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